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Dat Gator by Zaphkiellane Dat Gator by Zaphkiellane
Molly: What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?

Ryan: What

Molly: A tail-gater.

Molly: What's worse than one alligator coming to dinner?

Ryan: Two?

Molly: Two alligators coming to dinner! If you are tired of jokes. Let's play a game. I spie something that starts with G!

Ryan: oh, Gawd is it a Gator?

Molly: no, it's a "Grumpy otter" Hey, what do you call an otter with a carrot in each ear?

Ryan: It's been four hours please stop!

Molly: Anything you want as he can't hear you! Hey, Why do otters stink?

Ryan: So otter jokes now? Ugh, why?

Molly: So blind people can hate them too.

Ryan: That is so dumb you could literally use any noun in that joke.

Molly:Why do gators stink?

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A following up to this drawing. 


 Otters out of water by Zaphkiellane
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:iconindagare:
Indagare Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
At some point he may decide that being eaten is less painful than her jokes ;P
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:iconzaphkiellane:
Zaphkiellane Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Evaluating different forms of agony. 
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:iconkajm:
Kajm Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Yes. Puns come with the form.
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Magenta-Fantasies Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2016  Professional General Artist
I like how she's making jokes about alligators just as one swims underneath the two otters. :XD: I hope they're fairly high off the ground.
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:iconzaphkiellane:
Zaphkiellane Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah,  they are stuck in that tree until it leaves. I was to do another follow on about their rescue.  :)
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ShaneTheWolf Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
pretty cool
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DagoOtter Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Really fantasting art piece Zaphkiellane ^^ :D Really I love it, that give me a lot of smile to see, well dangerous situation but alived with a smile and humor ^^ :D nice moment for a Date :3 ^///^ :D
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:iconzaphkiellane:
Zaphkiellane Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Life is an adventure, I think I'm probably closest to people I've lived through something crazy with. 
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DagoOtter Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Indeed ^^
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:icontheeartistkid:
Theeartistkid Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2016
Awesome
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:iconzaphkiellane:
Zaphkiellane Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Tango Mike!
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FlapperFoxy Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Watch out for that gator!Gator Kiss + PLZ account link 
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:iconzaphkiellane:
Zaphkiellane Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks, as always I love these little matching icons you use.  :D
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FlapperFoxy Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're welcome!Gator Kiss + PLZ account link 
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DCLeadboot Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Heh, heh... cute otters! :aww:
Seems that Ryan is tired of Molly's jokes though... ;p
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:iconzaphkiellane:
Zaphkiellane Featured By Owner Edited Jun 26, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That is only making it more fun for Molly.Giggle 
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DCLeadboot Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Danbuster: Heh, heh... I can identify... I like to get a reaction to my puns too! :giggle:
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DeadBird-Hushabye Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That made my day, it's just so hilarious!
Wonderful Clap 
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:iconzaphkiellane:
Zaphkiellane Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awesome, I'm glad you enjoyed it.  :)
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TheStrangeThing Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2016
Don't give up, Miss! :lol:
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:iconzaphkiellane:
Zaphkiellane Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
She keeps going until then are eventually rescued. Then the guy who saves them joins the bad  joke marathon while they recover the boat.
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TheStrangeThing Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2016
I think that someone need to be saved for the second time. xD
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:iconzaphkiellane:
Zaphkiellane Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh, he can't stay mad. <3
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druton Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2016  Professional Photographer
Aren't they otters themselves?
Ironic jokes then =P 
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:iconzaphkiellane:
Zaphkiellane Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's just her being as obnoxious as she can. 
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LipsterLeo Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Like a school bus driver having to listen to grade schooler's knock-knock jokes for two hours straight. 
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:iconzaphkiellane:
Zaphkiellane Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
For some reason it looks fuzzy after uploading it to deviant art . After I scanned it, the resolution was still good.  Do you know why this happens sometimes on this site.
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:iconlipsterleo:
LipsterLeo Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
I didn't notice. It's DA. Only they know.
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:iconjubiiee:
JubiIee Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey making the time pass xD
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:iconzaphkiellane:
Zaphkiellane Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
About there hours ago he stopped finding this funny, that's when it became even more humorous for her.   :D
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JackofAllAss Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2016
This is so adorable.  :)
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:iconzaphkiellane:
Zaphkiellane Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm proud of having attached a subtle more complex joke to each of her bad ones. I actually really like it when someone is clever enough to imply multiple meanings with each statement. 
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JackofAllAss Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2016
The art of punning is severely under-appreciated I've found.
In the best puns both meanings of the word can apply, simultaneously. 
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