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Mrs. and Mr. Clutch

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Mr. Thomas Clutch (short tailed weasel )

Height, 4' 11"
Weight, 105 pounds
Occupation, house maker

Mrs. D'arcy Clutch (Indian marten)

Height, 6' 2"
Weight, 185 pounds
Occupation, emergency repair mechanic
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Mr. Clutch is a dapper dressed, cologne drenched, and well manicured little stay at home husband. Who loves cooking, cleaning, and sewing. He likes to look hansom for his special lady and seeing to her comfort and contentment. He loves jazz music and likes to talk with a 1920s' dialect. His wife D'arcy is aircraft repair and salvage mechanic and competitive Kickboxing titleholder. She usually seen wearing coveralls and smelling of hydraulic fluid and often bourbon. She loves her little man and is happy to be able to come home to find a comfortable home and a hot meal waiting for her after a hard day at work.
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Mr. Clutch: Aw, come on now doll, we talked about this. Don't pick me up and carry me around in public. Can't you leave a fella' a bit of dignity?

Mrs. Clutch: you walk to slow, why do you even wear those fancy shoes if you can't walk around in them? If you are embarrassed I could just stuff you in my pocket.

Mr. Clutch: you screw ball dame! If you wasn't the love-of-my-life I'd bop you one for that remark.

Mrs. Clutch: Ha, you couldn't reach high enough to hit anything that matters.

Mr. Clutch: That ain't the tune you was sing'n last night darling!

Mrs. Clutch: Oh, when I get you home you little twerp...

Mr. Clutch: Baby, please do continue!
*grinning and flashing his eyebrows *
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Zi-Joy's avatar
I keep noticing how they still have sharp teeth and claws yet they're so gentle with them. :D (Big Grin)