You wants buy?

The reality you live in has opened trade relations with the N.O.R. Confederation of Worlds. Creating fun new marketing opportunities.

Would you like new pet?
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Hey my friend!
Is being good time.
You country is have trades with us now.
We friends, I learns you language, is easy.

You see I sells to you.
Is fancy raptor, So pretty, so cute!
Is good pet.

Look it better than cat better than chicken
It makes eggs, so good to eat.
It eats the bad bugs. Eats spiders, eats mouses, eats rats. You no have bugs in house.

Look you want, so pretty, so cute! Look I pet. Listen.
* the raptor makes a rhythmic cooing sound like a dove*
It makes good music. Very tame, so pretty, so cute!

You wants buy? All peoples wants buy! You be first.